satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(Source: askingxalexandria)


terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

(Source: fuckyeahcomicsbaby)

Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you farther ahead, improve your situation, or help you find peace. It just feeds your shame, fuels your feelings of inadequacy, and ultimately, it keeps you stuck. The reality is that there is no one correct path in life. Everyone has their own unique journey.
Daniell Koepke (via onlinecounsellingcollege)